Will he run as a law-and-order candidate? That's only one of the questions swirling around the impending presidential candidacy of Ralph Wiggum, son of Springfield's Police Chief Clancy Wiggum.
All will be answered, or not, on "The Simpsons," when the tyke is drafted this Sunday night. Never mind his fondness for ingesting paste and crayons, or his baffling pronouncements that have even proponents wondering about his mental faculties. An appearance on the Fox show is enough to give Wiggum a bounce in New Hamsphire; if he wins New Hamsphire, he'll have enough momentum to play in South Carolina. What Ralph Wiggum playing in South Carolina would look like is anyone's guess.
written on Friday Jan 4, 2008
wiggum '08.
